Before getting into the Daily Balks, I wanted to take a minute to let you guys know about a few upcoming additions. Along with Ian Shepherd's upcoming fan shots and Diogo Dutcher's balks, Andrew Brown, Miles Thomas, Ryan Lentini and Dan Andrusko will begin serving as columnists with MO and Jonathan Luecke set to join as hockey analysts.
So stay tuned for all your favorite fake sports literature. Now onto the balks:
1.) In an attempt to show support for the gay community, former Dallas Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin posed shirtless on the cover of the newest edition of
Out magazine. Other members of the famed 3-time super bowl champion Cowboys have also shown their support . Emmitt Smith, the hall of fame running back for the team won the 2006
Dancing with the Stars and cornerback and hall of famer Deion Sanders has many a time repped the tan on tan
look. Irvin's told reporters that his main audience was the African American population, urging them to soften their hard stance on same sex marriage. Irvin hopes his scantily clad look will help other straight, black men understand the importance of acceptance. Asked if Irvin thought he had any gay teammates and what the reaction to them would be, Irvin responded: "We had a bunch of different characters on that team" [...] "Deion [Sanders] and Emmitt [Smith]. I believe that team would have handled it well." -FCSL Exclusive
2.) Derek Jeter has taken himself out of this weekend's all-star festivities citing "emotional and physical exhaustion," due to his chase of hit number 3,000 and the extra weight he has to carry around from his new 56 million dollar contract extension. Jeter also admitted that wearing pinstripes for the entirety of his lengthy career has led to many adverse affects, including experiencing optical illusions on the playing field. "Sometimes when people are moving around fast enough, I start to see things that aren't happening, you know, like those illusion things they show on TV," Jeter said. "It gets bad sometimes, like last week a grounder was hit to third and I started running after it, but I saw A-Rod running for it. I knew I had to be seeing something, because he never runs. So I just called up Minka [Kelly] and told her I needed some time off." -NY Times
-In related news, in an attempt to help Jeter with his on the field illusions, A-Rod underwent successful knee surgery that will give Jeter 4-6 weeks of reprieve.