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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Daily Balks

1.) Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested late Saturday night in a Cincinnati Bar after yelling drunken profanities and then resisting arrest.  Spectators say Jones became incensed when the bar owner told him that he couldn't "make it rain" on his employees. -Cincinnati Intelligencer

2.) Japan defeated host and favorites Germany in the Quarterfinals of the 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup, reminding all nations of the importance of hospitality. -Anne Frank

3.) Amid the uncertain NBA future, Lebron James has decided to take his talents to South Crete. -#myBigFatGreekDecision

4.) Derek Jeter joined the famed 3,000 hits club with a 5 for 5 outing against the Tampa Bay Rays on Saturday, connecting for a Solo Homerun against pitcher David Price in the 3rd inning for hit number 3,000. Touchstone pictures could not be reached for comment. -Mr. 3000.

5.) The United States Women's Soccer team defeated Jacqui Melksham 3-2 final/pk (5-3) in the Quarterfinals of the 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup. -Sepp "I'm not corrupt" Blattter 

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