LiveStrong make Strong?

Lance Armstrong's lawyers have filed complaints to the government for illegal leaks in confidential government proceedings, causing Armstrong to have a tarnished image. The courts, however, have blocked these complaints, citing new findings in Armstrong's alleged performance-enhancing drug scandal.  Reports reveal that Lance's yellow LiveStrong braclets contain HGH, a human performance hormone only traceable in bloodstream. That's not the only concern though, according to other riders on the tour: "It's so yellow, it blinds me around every corner... how am I supposed to win when he has one of those?", an unnamed rider said. In response, Lance pointed out that you can get them for .99 online at livestrong.org, even revealing the special 10 for 10 dollar deal. -AP.