The Morning Newsroom on This Wednesday Morning, the 29th of June.
1.) The South Carolina Gamecocks won the College World Series for the second consecutive year proving that you can win with a dumb nickname -A hopeful UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
2.) TMZ reports that Reggie Bush is dating a Kim Kardashian look alike. Ironic, because Kim Kardashian is dating an NBA player look-alike.
-Update 10:49 A.M.: The look alike is actually a Kris Humphries, a player on the New Jersey Nets
-Update 10:50 A.M.: We stand by our initial report -@Diogo1522 (new contributing columnist)
3.) Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cliff Lee threw a complete game 2-hit shutout against the Boston Red Sox on Tuesday Evening. The start was especially impressive considering the potent offense of the Red Sox. In order to try and combat rookie Vance Worley on Wednesday, the Red Sox have decided to forgo the first base position, inserting David Ortiz into the lineup -Philadelphia Daily News
4.) ESPN.com reports that the MLB will "'probably' try taking Dodgers." This conviction has led to an increase in Dee Gordon replica crew cuts -Sally Hershberger, Hairstylist to the stars.
5.) The University of Georgia has notified the NCAA about concerns over the eligibility of two athletes.
-In related news, the NCAA was unable to find records confirming that this was a real university. -NCAA.com
1.) The South Carolina Gamecocks won the College World Series for the second consecutive year proving that you can win with a dumb nickname -A hopeful UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
2.) TMZ reports that Reggie Bush is dating a Kim Kardashian look alike. Ironic, because Kim Kardashian is dating an NBA player look-alike.
-Update 10:49 A.M.: The look alike is actually a Kris Humphries, a player on the New Jersey Nets
-Update 10:50 A.M.: We stand by our initial report -@Diogo1522 (new contributing columnist)
3.) Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cliff Lee threw a complete game 2-hit shutout against the Boston Red Sox on Tuesday Evening. The start was especially impressive considering the potent offense of the Red Sox. In order to try and combat rookie Vance Worley on Wednesday, the Red Sox have decided to forgo the first base position, inserting David Ortiz into the lineup -Philadelphia Daily News
4.) ESPN.com reports that the MLB will "'probably' try taking Dodgers." This conviction has led to an increase in Dee Gordon replica crew cuts -Sally Hershberger, Hairstylist to the stars.
5.) The University of Georgia has notified the NCAA about concerns over the eligibility of two athletes.
-In related news, the NCAA was unable to find records confirming that this was a real university. -NCAA.com
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