Daily Balks

1.) The New York Islanders have sued the New York Rangers for not returning a toothbrush after their sleepover last Wednesday night. The Islanders claim that the Rangers were invited for a gathering in Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum, home of the Islanders, and, after the Rangers forgot their sleeping supplies, gave the Rangers one of their own toothbrushes. The report continued, saying that the Rangers called the home a "dump" and a "pathetic place to house guests." With that, the Rangers took the toothbrush and left. The hearing is scheduled for the United States Supreme Court next Wednesday as the opening act for the Roger Clemens Trial. -Reuters

2.) Golden State Warriors Guard Jeremy Lin was fined $30,000 for dribbling a basketball and Seattle Seahawks Guard Max Unger was seen locked out of his car after leaving his keys inside of the locked Seahawks' practice facility, highlighting the daily lockout watch. -LA Times.

3.) DeShon Marman, a college football player who was arrested for wearing "saggy pants" on a San Francisco U.S. Airways flight, will not be charged with a crime, sources say. Prosecutors say the trial would be a "waste of time." Rogers Clemens could not be reached for comment. -Brian McNamee

4.) The New England Revolution host Manchester United tonight in the World Football Challenge in Foxboro, Massachusetts a week and a half after the 235th year anniversary of America's Independence. The British powers have declined an invite to play the New York Red Bulls in New Jersey, saying, "it's too soon." - Manchester Times 

5.) A fan was seen in attendance for a recent WNBA game, causing some NBA players to consider making the switch for the 2011-12 season. - Warner Brothers Pictures

6.) James Harrison said that he "hates" Roger Goodell and "If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldn't do it. I hate him and will never respect him." 

-UPDATE 5:10 P.M. Goodell is expected to give Harrison a 4 game suspension, and a cup... just in case. -Pittsburgh Live