In an effort to keep up with it's PAC-12 rival University of Sexual Ballers (commonly referred to as the University of Southern California), Arizona State University officially changed its name to A Sexual University, increasing enrollment by 40% while simultaneously making it easier to spell. A University of Arizona student called the decision "old news " saying that he has been getting a "free education from [ASU] every weekend." However, ASU was unsuccessful in acquiring the Trojan mascot from USB(C).
-FCSL could not confirm a report out of the Tempe area claiming that the move was made to block BYU basketball players from confusing the University for an Accredited Institution of Higher Education. -Marc "breakin bread" Tyler.
-FCSL could not confirm a report out of the Tempe area claiming that the move was made to block BYU basketball players from confusing the University for an Accredited Institution of Higher Education. -Marc "breakin bread" Tyler.
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