Actor Charlie Sheen admitted to taking steroids for "like six or eight weeks" on Thursday afternoon in preparation for the filming of Major League in 1989. Portraying Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, a pitcher for the Cleveland Indians, Sheen was aiming to get his fastball from just about 79 mph to 85 mph because the difference is extremely noticeable on the big screen. A shocked Jonathan Mariner, Executive Vice President of Major League Baseball released the following statement: "Mr. Sheen underwent all of the steroid tests and passed all of them. I am at a loss for words. Baseball is a clean sport. I promise."
However, FCSL was able to acquire documents indicting other members of that famed Indians squad, including slugger Wesley Snipes (Willie Mays Hayes), catcher Tom Berenger (Jake Taylor), and pitcher Chelcie Ross (Eddie Harris).
With these new allegations, the Supreme Court has issued subpoenas to Snipes and Ross for the use of performance enhancing drugs in shows and movies such as Prison Break, The Sopranos, Blade, White Men Can't Jump (obvious implications here), Demolition Man, Unstoppable, Blade II, Game of Death, and Grey's Anatomy.
Sheen's use in the '89 season puts a lot of questions in the minds of fans regarding players such as the Giants' Kevin Mitchell and his 47 homeruns. However, Sheen makes clear that he is done using steriods and although they increased his performance, they decreased his sex-drive and "made [Sheen] a bit more irritable than normal." -ESPN.com
-In related news, since Sheen stopped using steroids, his sex drive has increase #winning. -TMZ
However, FCSL was able to acquire documents indicting other members of that famed Indians squad, including slugger Wesley Snipes (Willie Mays Hayes), catcher Tom Berenger (Jake Taylor), and pitcher Chelcie Ross (Eddie Harris).
With these new allegations, the Supreme Court has issued subpoenas to Snipes and Ross for the use of performance enhancing drugs in shows and movies such as Prison Break, The Sopranos, Blade, White Men Can't Jump (obvious implications here), Demolition Man, Unstoppable, Blade II, Game of Death, and Grey's Anatomy.
Sheen's use in the '89 season puts a lot of questions in the minds of fans regarding players such as the Giants' Kevin Mitchell and his 47 homeruns. However, Sheen makes clear that he is done using steriods and although they increased his performance, they decreased his sex-drive and "made [Sheen] a bit more irritable than normal." -ESPN.com
-In related news, since Sheen stopped using steroids, his sex drive has increase #winning. -TMZ
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